Get a little Guilty Chopper Shox under your butt!
You too can have shocks on your bike’s seat:
Those experiencing the newest product offered from Guilty Customs of Orlando Florida and Chopper Shox’s of Las Vegas, NV enthusiastically expressed these words after riding on one of Guilty Customs Chopper Shox equipped rigid choppers. These two companies have come together to bring the industries most comfortable riding seat shocks for rigid chopper riders.
Excerpt from a press release on 24-7pressrelease.com
Basically they are marketing a new specialized seat with a hard back and shock absorbers.
Britney’s Top Fan Web Site to Close
So, Britney has lost, arguably, her biggest fan because she can’t keep a decent public image. The world finally starting to wake up:
Britney Spears, who was famously photographed going without underwear last month, will now have to go without her No. 1 fan site. Garay, the webmaster, cites a recent incident in which Spears “blatantly stood up two winners who had won a meet-and-greet with her” through his Web site.
Prostate Massage
I called off work today because I puking my guts up. I left work early yesterday and dinner did not digest at all. The blood that came didn’t make me feel any better. So I’ve been awake for an hour and then down for two. So while I’m still in one my conscious periods, I decided to look at the underside of Digg and a came across this story: Enviromax Introduces a Stimulating Breakthrough in Prostate Massage and Traditional Therapy Alternative.
This title further choked up my scored throat. First off, what does a company name ‘Enviromax’ have to do with my prostate? The some people, heck many people, I don’t want in my prostate. After getting past the initial idea of having my prostate message I had to read the article. Here are few excerpts:
“The Prostate Cradle External Massager, developed by Enviromax, based in Eagle River, Alaska, has been selling on the Internet since last March and the company is struggling to keep up with orders.” So if you’re having trouble keeping up with orders, why are you advertising it? Won’t this create more demand? Will not the added demand make fulfilling order almost impossible?
“Enlarged prostates benefit from massage.” Can you backup your claim? I know of several conditions where massaging any area will actually make things worse. Look at when knees are immobilized after arthroscopic surgery.
” The Prostate Cradle works as a natural alternative to prescription therapy by stimulating arousal periods, indefinitely. This can help equal the sensual playing field between partners; if a healthy prostate is massaged correctly, it can become super stimulated and feel like it is glowing.” Oh God, I starting to feel sick again. If you’re trying to sell a ‘medical device’ why do you have to bring the sex factor up in? Why not focus on something like being able to pee freely?
‘”Perhaps this is why ancient texts refer to the prostate as the gateway to the universe,” McVay said.’ Maybe to your universe, not mine.
One last thing: How they heck do you use this device? How can you massage something that’s inside you?
Update: I found out that eNewsChannel is a mirror of Send2Press. See the articles for yourself: http://enewschannels.com/2006/12/19/enc530_232906